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Ziva: Tony, do you have to do that now?
Tony: It's spring. I'm spring-cleaning, so... yes!
Ziva: Spring-cleaning?
McGee: You don't have spring-cleaning in Isreal?
Ziva: We do not have spring. Israel is a desert.

You look pretty good for a dead guy, except for the blood draining from your face.

Abby (to Major King)

Major King: What did I do wrong?
Abby: You made me care about you.

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