NCIS

NCIS Season 6 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 6 Episode 10: "Road Kill"

Ducky: It appears our deceased had an unfortunate accident before his unfortunate accident.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tony: Reminds me of my first apartment in college. You can almost smell the Ikea.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ziva: I remember my first fight. I was eight. Shmuel Rubinstein.
Tony: Sounds like a real stud.
Ziva: One punch and it was over.
Tony: What did poor Shmuel do to deserve the wrath of Ziva?
Ziva: He said he liked me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 9: "Dagger"

Tony: Don't worry McScout; We got our Mossad hunting dog. Bark once for yes.
Ziva: Grrrr!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Abby: (to McGee) Like most things, it would go faster if there were two people working on it, but since you're babysitting the P-R-I-S-O-N-E-R...
Lee: (rolling her eyes) I can spell, Abby.
Abby: Really? Um, okay, how bout T-R-U-S-T?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tony: (on the phone) Hey Probie, what I am looking at?
Vance: A career in the fast food industry.
Tony: Director Vance. How are you, sir?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vance: So, what are you gonna tell her? (Gibbs turns to face him) Lee a hero or a villain?
Gibbs: Both.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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