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I had only sari related sexual ideas. Monsoon Bedding, Best Erotic Maribone Hotel,Slumdoggy Style Millionaire!

Schmidt

We can form an Ocean's Twelve. I will be Brad Pitt. You will be the crafty Asian who does the flippies.

Schmidt

There's more to A Father's Love than just semen! Ew!

Jess

Let's concentrate on the smite later.

Schmidt

I should have brought my stethoscope. I'm seeing a lot of split ends. The cut is all wrong for the shape of its face.

Jess

He lures you in with his charm, his mustache, and his perfect hair!

Nick

Nick, please do not angry-fix the sink.

Schmidt
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New Girl Season 2 Episode 13 Quotes

He lures you in with his charm, his mustache, and his perfect hair!

Nick

Nick, please do not angry-fix the sink.

Schmidt
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