New Girl "A Father's Love" Quotes
Schmidt: I had only sari related sexual ideas. Monsoon Bedding, Best Erotic Maribone Hotel,Slumdoggy Style Millionaire!
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Schmidt: We can form an Ocean's Twelve. I will be Brad Pitt. You will be the crafty Asian who does the flippies.
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Jess: There's more to A Father's Love than just semen! Ew!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Schmidt: Let's concentrate on the smite later.
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Jess: I should have brought my stethoscope. I'm seeing a lot of split ends. The cut is all wrong for the shape of its face.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Nick: He lures you in with his charm, his mustache, and his perfect hair!
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Schmidt: Nick, please do not angry-fix the sink.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7
