New Girl Season 3 Episode 12: "Basketsball" Quotes
Jess, you win! I'm gonna take you...respectfully!Nick
I may be dirty, but I play old.Ed
Do not challenge me to a sex stand-off. I can channel all of my sexual energy into knitting. How do you think I made it through high school?Jess
Nick: I'm gonna have to turn off the tap!
Jess: What tap?
Nick: The sex tap!
Jess: But I need my vitamin D!
Jess: Nothin' but net!
Coach: Traditionally, that refers to hitting nothing but the inside of the net.
Winston: So...where do you do the marketing?
Schmidt: Oh, Winston. So naive, so sweet. We do the marketing EVERYWHERE!