New Girl "Control" Quotes
Schmidt: I'm gonna have to run all the way home, and I have my slipperiest loafers on!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Schmidt: Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jess [to Schmidt]: You're like aging ballerina, child chess prodigy, old magician crazy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Schmidt: I'm gonna go take a shower with Nick's bar soap like a common ranch hand.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jess [to Schmidt]: Do you remember when you got yourself off to An Inconvenient Truth? Or dressed up as Shia LaBeouf from Wall Street 2? Or said that jazz music was America's greatest mistake?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 5