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I'm gonna have to run all the way home, and I have my slipperiest loafers on!

Schmidt

Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.

Schmidt

You're like aging ballerina, child chess prodigy, old magician crazy.

Jess [to Schmidt]

I'm gonna go take a shower with Nick's bar soap like a common ranch hand.

Schmidt

Do you remember when you got yourself off to An Inconvenient Truth? Or dressed up as Shia LaBeouf from Wall Street 2? Or said that jazz music was America's greatest mistake?

Jess [to Schmidt]
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New Girl Season 1 Episode 16 Quotes

I'm gonna go take a shower with Nick's bar soap like a common ranch hand.

Schmidt

Do you remember when you got yourself off to An Inconvenient Truth? Or dressed up as Shia LaBeouf from Wall Street 2? Or said that jazz music was America's greatest mistake?

Jess [to Schmidt]
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