New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXNew Girl Season 3 Episode 23: "Cruise" Quotes
Winston: That's like the president and the vice president not being best friends.
Nick: They're not best friends.
Winston: Come on, everybody knows they're best friends.
Open your cellar doors, and let us taste your jams.
Schmidt
It really bums me out that I will never know the infinite joy of what it feels like to carry a child inside of me.
Coach
I take dumps standing up! I'm a man!
Coach
Six hundred dollars! That's six hundred one-dollar bills. That's the only way I can imagine it.
Nick
I don't want a refund on my cruise and I don't want a refund on you!
Nick
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