Elizabeth: There are so many cool traditions at this thing! The groom comes in on a white horse!
Schmidt: So, basically, they're just copying my bar mitzvah.

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It's only romantic because it's a wedding. I'd be just as happy to sabotage, I don't know, let's say, her tax audit.

Schmidt

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I don't think the badger's actually rabid, I think he's just kind of a dick.

Jess

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I'm staying positive, but I'm pretty sure this is where we die.

Winston

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Jess, this is where I belong! With Winston and a badger.

Nick

• Permalink: Jess, this is where I belong! With Winston and a badger.
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Schmidt gave me his worst suit! He said if I could get it over my thighs, he didn't want it!

Nick

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I look very handsome! I look like I'm on "Miami Vice"!

Nick

• Permalink: I look very handsome! I look like I'm on Miami Vice!
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