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The guy who got me this told me he could also get me a box of dolphin steaks or a "mostly white" baby.

Cece

When did you become a Bond villain who can't afford to not live with roommates?

Jess

Just remember, you caught him pleasuring himself to a mail-order steak catalog.

Jess

There are plenty of things to be down about--the deficit, air pollution in China, "The Hobbit" wasn't very good...

Schmidt

I feel like Russell Crowe in every movie he's ever done.

Nick

I know this isn't gonna end well, but the middle part is gonna be awesome.

Nick

Schmidt, that is melon-flavored liquer!That is 4-proof! That is safe to drink while you're pregnant!

Nick
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New Girl Season 2 Episode 19 Quotes

I know this isn't gonna end well, but the middle part is gonna be awesome.

Nick

Schmidt, that is melon-flavored liquer!That is 4-proof! That is safe to drink while you're pregnant!

Nick
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