New Girl "Quick Hardening Caulk" Quotes
Cece: The guy who got me this told me he could also get me a box of dolphin steaks or a "mostly white" baby.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Jess: When did you become a Bond villain who can't afford to not live with roommates?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jess: Just remember, you caught him pleasuring himself to a mail-order steak catalog.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Schmidt: There are plenty of things to be down about--the deficit, air pollution in China, "The Hobbit" wasn't very good...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nick: I feel like Russell Crowe in every movie he's ever done.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nick: I know this isn't gonna end well, but the middle part is gonna be awesome.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nick: Schmidt, that is melon-flavored liquer!That is 4-proof! That is safe to drink while you're pregnant!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7
