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Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXNew Girl Season 2 Episode 19: "Quick Hardening Caulk" Quotes
The guy who got me this told me he could also get me a box of dolphin steaks or a "mostly white" baby.
Cece
When did you become a Bond villain who can't afford to not live with roommates?
Jess
Just remember, you caught him pleasuring himself to a mail-order steak catalog.
Jess
There are plenty of things to be down about--the deficit, air pollution in China, "The Hobbit" wasn't very good...
Schmidt
I feel like Russell Crowe in every movie he's ever done.
Nick
I know this isn't gonna end well, but the middle part is gonna be awesome.
Nick
Schmidt, that is melon-flavored liquer!That is 4-proof! That is safe to drink while you're pregnant!
Nick
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