New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXNew Girl Season 2 Episode 6: "Halloween" Quotes
Wow. I mean, look at his thighs. They're like fleshy tree trunks. Whoa, he really knows how to work a crowd. His thighs are like the size of my head.
Robbie
Nick: I didn't punch a girl. I punched a horrifying monster. You of all people should know this, Frankenstein!
Frankenstein: You're the real monster!
Jess [whispering]: Sam's in there.
Nick [whispering]: Yeah, and Amelia's in there. High five for sluts!
What am I looking at here? Robbie, man to man, you didn't want to wear something a little more form-flattering, maybe like a pile of towels? Or the number 8?
Schmidt [about Rob's green spandex]
I may not be Abraham Lincoln. But I witnessed the emancipation of one black guy tonight.
Schmidt
Cece: I know you have more costumes in your closet.
Schmidt: Those costumes are for Purim.
Without sex, she's not your girlfriend. She's a friend you buy meals for.
Schmidt