New Girl "Halloween" Quotes
Robbie: Wow. I mean, look at his thighs. They're like fleshy tree trunks. Whoa, he really knows how to work a crowd. His thighs are like the size of my head.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Nick: I didn't punch a girl. I punched a horrifying monster. You of all people should know this, Frankenstein!
Frankenstein: You're the real monster!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jess [whispering]: Sam's in there.
Nick [whispering]: Yeah, and Amelia's in there. High five for sluts!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Schmidt [about Rob's green spandex]: What am I looking at here? Robbie, man to man, you didn't want to wear something a little more form-flattering, maybe like a pile of towels? Or the number 8?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Schmidt: I may not be Abraham Lincoln. But I witnessed the emancipation of one black guy tonight.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cece: I know you have more costumes in your closet.
Schmidt: Those costumes are for Purim.
• Rating: Unrated
Schmidt: Without sex, she's not your girlfriend. She's a friend you buy meals for.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7