New Girl Season 1 Episode 12: "Landlord" Quotes
Oh my God! It's like The Wire!Jess
It is a sexually charged, zero gravity tea ceremony!Schmidt
I know you probably think cupcakes are totally lame. I know I do. So if you could do me a solid and take care of these extras.Jess [to Remy]
Remy [to Nick]: You get to be the underpants captain tonight.
Jess: Great choice, Remy. Nick will make a great underpants captain.
Any time a man wants to show a woman how to do something from behind it's just because he wants an excuse to get real close and breathe on her neck. Watch any sports movie.Nick
What if I ate my own hair and pooped out a wig?Schmidt