New Girl

New Girl "Pepperwood" Quotes

Edgar: Oh my God, you smell like waffles.
Edgar's girlfriend: Want to eat me up?
Edgar: Yes, I do.
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Edgar's mom: Don't ask about the duffle bag, bitch!
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Nick: You're the deer! He wants to kill you! You're the deer!
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Schmidt: They make shoes for your penis! They're called pants!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Schmidt: Winston said you make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them clickety-clacks or centaur boots.
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Schmidt: A pogo is what your friends talk about when you leave the room.
Cece: Oh like your barnacle toenails?
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Jess: What are you, the doodle police?
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Schmidt: I know what my pogo is. It's that I dance like a sea snake.
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Winston: I wanted to talk to you about the regrettable contact between Cece's...her down there and my...parts.
Schmidt: You practically shish-kebabed her.
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Cece:Do you have any agave?
Schmidt: We might have some pressed lentils syrups in the mixin's cabinet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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