New Girl "Secrets" Quotes
Nadia: Jew in the couch!
CeCe: Nadia, American manners!
Nadia: Sorry. Jew person in couch.
Schmidt: She's not wrong.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Schmidt: I am so sorry you had to hear about it like this. But can we take a minute to celebrate me? It's like I'm having Indian every night!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nick: Schmidt...I need you to teach me to be a douchebag
Schmidt: Let's get started.
Winston: What is happening in the world?
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Jess: You've all thought about me while self-completing!?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Jess: Guess what you guys? My shoes are filled with blood!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 5