Nadia: Jew in the couch!
CeCe: Nadia, American manners!
Nadia: Sorry. Jew person in couch.
Schmidt: She's not wrong.

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• Added: April 03, 2012

I am so sorry you had to hear about it like this. But can we take a minute to celebrate me? It's like I'm having Indian every night!

Schmidt

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• Added: April 03, 2012

Nick: Schmidt...I need you to teach me to be a douchebag
Schmidt: Let's get started.
Winston: What is happening in the world?

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• Added: April 03, 2012

You've all thought about me while self-completing!?

Jess

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• Added: April 03, 2012

Guess what you guys? My shoes are filled with blood!

Jess

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• Added: April 03, 2012