I'm worried about Schmidt, he's a Jew in the desert I don't want him to wander.

Winston

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• Added: May 11, 2012

When Nick leaves, I'm gonna call a plumber and just throw money at him while he works.

Schmidt

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• Added: May 08, 2012

How's the new apartment? Does it smell like new paint and compromise?

Jess [to Nick]

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• Added: May 08, 2012

Schmidt: I get that. Your business is selling sex. You're a sex worker.
CeCe: You're an idiot.

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• Added: May 08, 2012

What's wrong? You're stress-eating meat.

Jess [to Schmidt]

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• Added: May 08, 2012

CeCe: Are you "White Fanging" me?
Schmidt: What?
CeCe: White Fang? The only book you have on your Kindle. The book you wouldn't stop talking about, and I said, "Would you please stop talking about White Fang" and then you said, "Someday, I'm gonna do that to somebody".

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• Added: May 08, 2012