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I'm worried about Schmidt, he's a Jew in the desert I don't want him to wander.

Winston

When Nick leaves, I'm gonna call a plumber and just throw money at him while he works.

Schmidt

How's the new apartment? Does it smell like new paint and compromise?

Jess [to Nick]

Schmidt: I get that. Your business is selling sex. You're a sex worker.
CeCe: You're an idiot.

What's wrong? You're stress-eating meat.

Jess [to Schmidt]

CeCe: Are you "White Fanging" me?
Schmidt: What?
CeCe: White Fang? The only book you have on your Kindle. The book you wouldn't stop talking about, and I said, "Would you please stop talking about White Fang" and then you said, "Someday, I'm gonna do that to somebody".

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New Girl Season 1 Episode 24 Quotes

What's wrong? You're stress-eating meat.

Jess [to Schmidt]

CeCe: Are you "White Fanging" me?
Schmidt: What?
CeCe: White Fang? The only book you have on your Kindle. The book you wouldn't stop talking about, and I said, "Would you please stop talking about White Fang" and then you said, "Someday, I'm gonna do that to somebody".

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