Jess, can I borrow your glasses? We're going to roleplay as you guys.

Schmidt

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• Added: February 25, 2014

I've got an uncle whose God-given name is 'Shifty.'

Nick

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• Added: February 25, 2014

She is sleeping. By herself. Which is called napping.

Nick

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• Added: February 25, 2014

Crazy girls are kind of my 'Hurt Locker.'

Schmidt

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• Added: February 25, 2014

Girl, I got an obligation...at a...sandwich...meeting.

Winston

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• Added: February 25, 2014