-After a week in L.A., Abby decides that she'd like to stay in L.A.--and, more specifically, move into the loft.
-Jess, trying to keep Abby from moving into the loft, secretly rents an apartment for Abby in another neighborhood.
-But Jess doesn't want to come out and tell Abby that she's secretly rented an apartment for her because she doesn't want her to move into the loft.
-Instead, she crafts an elaborate scheme to make Abby think moving into the new apartment is her own idea.
-Jess asks for Nick's help in keeping Abby busy while she looks at apartments, and to not tell Abby about her plan.
-Nick fails almost immediately, and spills the secret to Abby.
-An enraged Abby takes revenge by having sex with Schmidt.
-Jess--unaware of any of this--cooks dinner for Abby, Nick, and Schmidt, with the intention of tricking Abby into being interested in the apartment over the course of dinner.
-Abby reveals that Nick revealed Jess's secret.
-Jess tells Abby that she does not want her moving into the loft because she is too unstable.
-Abby moves in to Schmidt's apartment.
-Winston is too nervous about failing his police academy entrance exam to even check his scores.
-It turns out that he was right to be nervous--he failed.
-But Coach helps him build up his confidence, and he makes plans to take the exam again.