New Girl Season 3 Episode 11: "Stuck in a Bar" Quotes
Jess: So Nick doesn't have a traditional career.
Nick: Or is it the MOST traditional career? Or am I thinking of prostitution?
I was the ninth guy off the bench for the eighth-best team in Latvia.Winston
Have I ever made any decisions in my whole life? Are we just living in the mind of a giant?Winston
Sick people wanted me, dying people wanted to be me--I was the total candy striping package.Schmidt
Coach: Do people call you 'Marketing'?
Schmidt: No...not yet...
She's looking for career advice, and your job could be done by a vending machine.Schmidt
When I think of teachers, I think of two things--Jessica Day, and pornography...where one of the characters is...a teacher.Schmidt