New Girl Season 2 Episode 24: "Winston's Birthday" Quotes
We used to have a school goat named Melvin. He hung himself, tragically, on the swing set.Principal
Burquas isn't you guys, is it?Jess
Life's messy. It kicks you in the ass. That's right, I said ass.Jess
I don't know how you get a podcast, but you should look into it.Nick
Mr. Day: What's she like?
Nick: She's not quirky. She has no bangs.
I didn't gay my way out of Vietnam just to get killed by some punk.Mr. Day
If they make fun of you, I'll punch them in the penis.Elizabeth
I know you're lying, and I'm hurt, but I'm gonna eat this anyway