New Girl
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You would not know a sex blink if it blinked you in the sex!
Schmidt
You don't like lakes, I don't like space! It's okay!
Jess
It's MY garden party, and Zachary Quinto is not on the list!
Schmidt
Cece: You know that guy I'm dating?
Schmidt: Buster, your child bride?
Winston: Nick could be your lawyer.
Schmidt: This Nick? Vivica A. Dropout?
Let's burn all the books! Except The Da Vinci Code!
Biology Teacher
Schmidt fired me and now I'll never get to use this briefcase I bought and it was $19!
Nick
What do you call a lunatic who's only got one case and no hobbies? Your worst nightmare.
Nick
I don't like kids, I don't like teaching, I just like paychecks.
Coach
When you put it like that, it sounds amazing...AND like prison.
Nick
Jess: Why does your bottom need to breathe?
Nick: It's like a plant. It needs sun and air.
You're Abby Freakin' Day. You can do whatever you want. Except vote.
Jess
