New Girl
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Nick: I just want to make a good impression on Jess's sister.
Schmidt: Yeah, well, I want Julia Child not to be dead, but here we find ourselves.
Sorry to interrupt--I know the morning is the most sensual time of day.
Jess's Mom
Nick: Men don't talk to people they've dated, unless they want sex, or they're Winston.
Winston: I also want sex.
Oh, this is terrible--she's quoting Scripture, but using a ton of cuss words.
Nick
Fellas, you made it! As promised, here's a coupon for a free sub.
Schmidt
It's nice inside of here--it's like a European airport.
Coach
I love you, Jessica--God, it feels good to say that out loud, and not just to my sleeping wife.
Berkley
Can't spell sex without the 'ex.'
Coach
Nick, I never thought I'd say this, but I need to be alone with Prince.
Jess
So I'm not familiar with this term, 'finger guns.'
Prince
Prince is terrible at Frisbee.
Schmidt
Just drive the car. I gotta tell my girlfriend that I don't love her so she doesn't leave me.
Nick
