What some girls will do to get out of a date with me. You didn't have to get shot; you could have just fled the country like the rest of them.

George

Sounds like love at first Avatar.

Stephanie

I went home and played Xbox and almost whooped this 10-year old's butt!

George

JJ: She's helping me with an interest in science because she's cool.
Daphne: And old enough to go to jail for what you're thinking.
JJ: Stop reading my mind!

You can only hold the information you process for about six hours. So basically, you're like A Beautiful Mind meets Momento.

Katie

Legally speaking, you are in deep doo-doo.

George

I'm not a radio transmitter and you keep treating me like technical equipment.

JJ

Daphne: I need you to upload these to your brain.
JJ: One, I'm busy and two, I'm not a computer.
Daphne: Actually you kind of are. I need you to learn all of this stuff so you can mentor it to me.
JJ: Why?
Daphne: So I can impress a guy.
JJ: Such predictable motives. This is extortion.

George: The cops found spare bullets all over the place and I was like, "Yeah, that would be my boy Jim."
Jim: So you're not mad at me?

Daphne: Are we going to skiing?
Jim: No, I'm just looking for my knit cap, for my head, that gets cold sometimes.

OK, work might not be the only reason I'm single.

Katie

I'm practicing my stunned expression as we speak.

George

No Ordinary Family Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

OK, work might not be the only reason I'm single.

Katie

I'm practicing my stunned expression as we speak.

George