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Jackie: Nobody wins here Kevin. You think we can stop this now?
Kevin: You know what babe? Even when you're telling the truth it sounds like a lie.

O'Hara: He's not the father.
Nurse: You already told me.

Just keep goin'. Sometimes you don't get to keep everything you started out with.


When I was diagnosed with Type 1, I was all cry-abetes. Knowing famous people had it too made me feel better.


Did you sound even more Britishy just then?


What kind of fu-king character witness am i really? Fu-k a guys wife then pretend to be friends with him?

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