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You go to Paris, I'll go to Zales.


Ease up on the buddy buddy. You and your pathological need to be liked are gonna get us sued. Shut it down! Sew him up and cut him loose.

Mike Cruz

Mike Cruz: Thanks for that by the way.
Jackie: You owe me one.
Mike Cruz: No I don't.
Jackie: That works too.

Home is home, work is work.

Mike Cruz

Spanx are a fu*king miracle until they go rogue on you.

Divorce Lawyer

I'm not a good breaker-upper.

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