Never go up against a woman who has eight hands, especially when you only have one.

Ursula

Hook: Maybe villains can't get their happy endings.
Ariel: Maybe that's because villains always go about getting them the wrong way.

Careful, mate. It's unwise to insult the size of a pirate's ship.

Hook

Oh please, I was torturing people back when you were still playing with puppies.

Regina

You want to bury treasure where no one can find it? Leave it to a pirate.

Hook

I said we needed to meet covertly. Now I see you've brought the entire Charming softball team and their pirate mascot.

Regina

A whole new generation is getting their happy endings while you sit up her and rot.

Regina

So the only thing you accomplished was property destruction.

Mary Margaret

Should have known that fish sticks and pound puppy were here for more than a second chance.

Regina

It would be nice if at least one of the Charmings lived up to their family name.

Ursula

(to Charming) If only your wits matched your looks.

Cruella de Vil

Those two might be tactless morons but they couldn't magic their way out of a paper bag.

Regina

Once Upon a Time Quotes

Maybe you should take a piece of advice from a man who has pushed away every chance of happiness because it was never enough. If it's within your grasp, if you know where it is and who it's with, then you should run to it, grasp it and never let it go.

Mr. Gold

True love isn't easy but it must be fought for because once you find it, it can never be replaced.

Prince Charming