Those two might be tactless morons but they couldn't magic their way out of a paper bag.

Regina

Let me be clear, ladies. If you bring up my former sins around my son again, you'll find yourselves across that town line faster than you can say costume jewelry.

Regina

You know if that old bag was still a wolf I'd turn her into a coat for my collection.

Cruella de Vill

I hope you choke on my bones.

Maleficent

Ursula: How are you?
Regina: Mostly wondering how a plate of undercooked calamari ended up with the Dark One's cell phone.

Emma: Wow, you guys really have this down.
Hook: Well, this isn't our first monster bash.

I suppose we should go out and see what's killing property values this time.

Regina

Mr. Gold: Our collective frustrations are because of his will not our missteps.
Cruella de Vil: I suppose that’s better than blaming bad judgement and gin.

My power extends far beyond Raman noodles.

Mr. Gold

(to Belle) As big a bastard as he was, he did love you.

Hook

Love is a weapon as dangerous and persuasive as magic.

Hook

I don't bow down to fish.

Maleficent

Once Upon a Time Quotes

True love isn't easy but it must be fought for because once you find it, it can never be replaced.

Prince Charming

Hook: Maybe villains can't get their happy endings.
Ariel: Maybe that's because villains always go about getting them the wrong way.