Emma: We were waiting for Hook.
Regina: I don't have time to wait for the handless wonder.

Snow: Regina, if I didn't know any better I'd say you look smitten.
Regina: If I didn't know any better I'd say Haagen Dasz is smitten with your stomach.

The name's Grumpy not Stupid.


You officially have a less damaging relationship with my mother than I do, and you killed her.


Apparently the human body has a surprising tolerance for ghost possession.


Never on a first date, hey Dearie?


Emma: I thought our family was the good guys.
Regina: Life is too messy for it to ever be that simple.

If she wants to kill you she's going to have to go through me.


Laws only exist until they're broken by someone superior.


Someone once told me to act like what you plan to be so I try to act a little better than I am.


Regina: I'm not looking for a heart to heart.
Snow: I'm not sure that's physically possible.

Right now I need something to defeat the woman who's puppet mastering your boyfriend.