Oh my God. That guy is creepy.

Tara

Dad...it's good to see you.

Nathan

Nathan, you're my son. I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. I promise.

Dan

If you can leave the killing to me. I'm already on the list.

Dan

Chris: If I get their attention, they're gonna chase me, with guns and really sour looks on their faces. Chris Keller doesn't like that!
Dan: Well maybe you can sing them one of your songs, and drive them away, like you did most of your fan base.

Julian, you have a family. Go home.

Dan

The hero always dies in the movies.

Chris

Dan: Once Nathan comes home, you're out of the picture.
Chris: So are you.

Dan Scott doesn't like this either.

Dan

Chris: Chris Keller's too pretty to go to prison.
Julian: Yeah, that's what I said.
Chris: You said Chris Keller was pretty?

He's not dead. He's just...well I guess he could be dead by now.

Dan

That's the good thing about having your own sound stage. No one can hear you scream.

Dan

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.