Dan: I did the crime.
Haley: That doesn't mean you have to get hammered for it all the time.

You used my pain for a free lap dance!

Chase

Brooke: I hope you don't have to giggle and shake your ass, like I did.
Julian: Hey, if it means they'll use the stage, I'll do whatever it takes.

No Marvin, nobody shrunk your shirts. Nobody added steps to the stairwell at home, and I am certain that nobody made the buttons on your cell phone smaller. Marvin, you're fat...fat, fat, fat!

Millie

Haley: You can cook, right?
Chris: Chris Keller can do it all, baby.

Contrary to popular opinion, he doesn't speak for the both of us.

Chuck

The stupid dry cleaners shrunk another shirt. What is that, three now?

Mouth

If I had a dime for every time I woke up on a merry-go-round or in a park, I'd be rich. You know what I was doing every time right before I woke up in those places? Some random chick.

Chris

Trust me, I know. Chris Keller is not good for relationships.

Haley
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One Tree Hill Season 9 Episode 3 Quotes

If I had a dime for every time I woke up on a merry-go-round or in a park, I'd be rich. You know what I was doing every time right before I woke up in those places? Some random chick.

Chris

Trust me, I know. Chris Keller is not good for relationships.

Haley

One Tree Hill Season 9 Episode 3 Music

  Song Artist
Song Imposter Jocelyn Alice
Song Airhead (There's The Moment) Right the Stars
Dawes-if-i-wanted-someone If I Wanted Someone Dawes iTunes
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