One Tree Hill Quotes
Logan: I like him...and those suckers he gives out.
Clay: Oh, those suckers are clutch.
Julian: I gotta go to prison with Brooke.
Dan: Prison huh? They're gonna love you there.
Are you Chuck, on the Gossip Girl? No means no.
Dimitri
Chase: I'm in the Air Force, Chris!
Chris: Really? Why?
Well, I'm awesome in bed, so she begs me to have sex...a lot.
Clay
Mouth: Anything I can do?
Dan: Yeah, go easy on the carbs.
I thought you left 'cause you didn't like me.
Logan (to Clay)
They went to a strip club. I'm sure you'll see them when you get there for your shift.
Brooke (to Tara)
Tara: What the hell are you doing helping my competition?
Chris: Why the hell are you sleeping with my best friend?
Great pep talk Dan. No wonder your sons love you so much.
Julian
We've been through a lot, you and I. We'll get through this.
Brooke (to Haley)
What happened to your face? Wife beat you up?
Dan (to Julian)
