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Piper: I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.
Nicky: In the macro sense, no. You're one Cheerio in the bulk box of life. But, you f*ckin' tickle me, so I think it would matter.

I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people. What can I say? I'm shallow.

Piper

You know what I have to do? Hm? Hm? She disrespected me. Now, I'm gonna have to kill her.

Pennsatucky

All I wanted was to eat the chicken that was smarter than other chickens and to absorb its power and enjoy a nice Chicken Kiev but, oh well.

Red

Larry: I slept with someone.
Piper: Really? You decided to tell me that with your flaccid dick in my mouth?

Why would anyone ever give up being a man? That's like winning the lottery and giving back the ticket.

Figueroa

I used to think you were a yellow dandelion, but you are all dried up with the puff blown off. But that's all right. You are who you are like I am who I am.

Crazy Eyes

Bitch. If grateful paid the bills, we'd all be f*ckin' Bill Gates!

Black Cindy

Chapman, you're going down south. Not having closure with Alex Vause would be the least of your problems.

Healy

He's a hit man? Oh I thought he was a rapist. I'm so relieved!

Piper

I just didn't expect to be punished... while I was being punished.

Piper

Sam: Why?
Piper: Why isn't this the Radisson?
Sam: Why do you need to be moved? Did somebody try to engage with you?

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Orange is the New Black Quotes

I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people. What can I say? I'm shallow.

Piper

Piper: I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.
Nicky: In the macro sense, no. You're one Cheerio in the bulk box of life. But, you f*ckin' tickle me, so I think it would matter.

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