When God gives you a swastika, he opens a window. And then you remember, there is no God.

Red

Janae: Black people can't be racist. We have no power.
Black Cindy: I'm gonna have to call bullsh*t on that. I'm sorry, look, we may not be able to act on our racism, like, put people in a ghetto, send them to sh*tty schools...-kill 'em in the back of police vans. But we sure as sh*t can be racist as everybody else, because this is America. Land of the free, home of the racist.

Dixon: Oh, I see. You're gonna dip your "Donut" in Ramos here. Some people like their breakfast sweet, not savory.
Maritza: You know what gets me so hot? Is when guys compare me to breakfast, and when they talk about me like I'm not even here. How about you call me "that oatmeal in the front seat" and I'll be so yours?

Lolly: Well, guess who's back on the ground?
Alex: Uh-uh.
Lolly: Come on! [snaps fingers] Shirt up, bra down, floobies out, face slack. Dead girl porn. Cosby dream shot.

Freida: Haven't you ever killed someone before?
Alex: No. Have you?
Freida: That's personal. But if I had, I'd know better than to waste my time digging one six-foot hole when I could dig six one-foot holes.That's just murder math.

I just didn't expect to be punished... while I was being punished.

Piper

Sam: Why?
Piper: Why isn't this the Radisson?
Sam: Why do you need to be moved? Did somebody try to engage with you?

Piper: One of my roommates has a massive heart attack when she got here.
Larry: OK - you are not allowed to have a heart attack.

Why would anyone ever give up being a man? That's like winning the lottery and giving back the ticket.

Figueroa

There's no point in playin' shy baby. You're home.

Sophia

Maybe this is a bad time to say hi.

Alex

Sophia: I made my own. Commissary don't carry a size 13.
Piper: Is that duct tape?
Sophia: Metallics are very in this season.

Orange is the New Black Quotes

When God gives you a swastika, he opens a window. And then you remember, there is no God.

Red

Janae: Black people can't be racist. We have no power.
Black Cindy: I'm gonna have to call bullsh*t on that. I'm sorry, look, we may not be able to act on our racism, like, put people in a ghetto, send them to sh*tty schools...-kill 'em in the back of police vans. But we sure as sh*t can be racist as everybody else, because this is America. Land of the free, home of the racist.