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I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people. What can I say? I'm shallow.

Piper

All I wanted was to eat the chicken that was smarter than other chickens and to absorb its power and enjoy a nice Chicken Kiev but, oh well.

Red

You know what I have to do? Hm? Hm? She disrespected me. Now, I'm gonna have to kill her.

Pennsatucky

If you want to assassinate someone, vision is a basic requirement. It's like step 1, pick a person to kill. Step 2, kill the right person.

Red

Larry: I slept with someone.
Piper: Really? You decided to tell me that with your flaccid dick in my mouth?

I was there for Alex. She was what I paid attention to. Who I paid attention to. Everything else was just background

Piper

Piper: I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.
Nicky: In the macro sense, no. You're one Cheerio in the bulk box of life. But, you f*ckin' tickle me, so I think it would matter.

I just didn't expect to be punished... while I was being punished.

Piper

Sam: Why?
Piper: Why isn't this the Radisson?
Sam: Why do you need to be moved? Did somebody try to engage with you?

Piper: One of my roommates has a massive heart attack when she got here.
Larry: OK - you are not allowed to have a heart attack.

Why would anyone ever give up being a man? That's like winning the lottery and giving back the ticket.

Figueroa

There's no point in playin' shy baby. You're home.

Sophia
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Orange is the New Black Quotes

I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people. What can I say? I'm shallow.

Piper

All I wanted was to eat the chicken that was smarter than other chickens and to absorb its power and enjoy a nice Chicken Kiev but, oh well.

Red
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