Popular Orange is the New Black Quotes
Piper: I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.
Nicky: In the macro sense, no. You're one Cheerio in the bulk box of life. But, you f*ckin' tickle me, so I think it would matter.
I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people. What can I say? I'm shallow.Piper
Piper: One of my roommates has a massive heart attack when she got here.
Larry: OK - you are not allowed to have a heart attack.
Maybe this is a bad time to say hi.Alex
Piper: Why isn't this the Radisson?
Sam: Why do you need to be moved? Did somebody try to engage with you?
I just didn't expect to be punished... while I was being punished.Piper
Sophia: I made my own. Commissary don't carry a size 13.
Piper: Is that duct tape?
Sophia: Metallics are very in this season.
Piper: She's issued a Fatwa against me. I think I'm gonna have to fight her.
Piper: How am I going to fight an old Russian lady with back problems?
There's no point in playin' shy baby. You're home.Sophia
Why would anyone ever give up being a man? That's like winning the lottery and giving back the ticket.Figueroa
You love adventure, right? And that's what got you in there. This is all just a big adventure with liver, and yoga Jones and racism.Larry
I want you to understand. You do not have to have lesbian sex.Sam Healy