Orange is the New Black Season 2 Episode 9: "40 OZ of Furlough" Quotes
When I said prove it, I meant in a Coach Taylor kind of way, not a terrify all the inmates kind of way.Caputo
Larry: I slept with someone.
Piper: Really? You decided to tell me that with your flaccid dick in my mouth?
- Permalink: Really? You decided to tell me that with your flaccid dick in my mouth?
Larry: I can't believe you're wasting your time on lettuce.
Piper: Do you know how long it's been since I had a vegetable that actually crunched?
If I can't be with grandmother, I'm at least going to enjoy this trip for her.Piper
Larry: You, you, ah, could stay here if you want.
Piper: Wow. You couldn't even make that sound as if you meant it.
- Permalink: Wow. You couldn't even make that sound as if you meant it.
Mendez is back, bitches!Pornstache
- Permalink: Mendez is back, bitches!
What could I possibly try to be taking out of prison?Piper
- Permalink: What could I possibly try to be taking out of prison?
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