Orange is the New Black
Fridays 8:00 PM on NetflixOrange is the New Black Season 4 Episode 3: "(Don't) Say Anything" Quotes
What the f*ck about me other than the color of my skin would indicate that I'm some indigent hood rat?
Poussey
Taystee: Man, if George R.R. Martin wrote about prisons, I'd be, like...the Hand of the Warden.
Poussey: Yo, don't the Hand always die in them books?
Crazy Eyes: It's not fair. It's the most unfair thing that's happened in this prison.
Soso: Mmm, what about when Carson when to SHU for sneezing too loud?
Black Cindy: Or what's-her-face, the Puerto Rican girl, with the gimpy eye? And when she got the wrong meds by accident in the med line and went nutso, and gimped her other eye with a spork. Now she double gimp-eyed.
Poussey: Or how 'bout when Pornstache used to make the meth heads blow him for drugs in the mop closet?
You holding out on me? You somebody's Ca-baby-boo-to?
Taystee [to Caputo]
Taystee: Damn! This place is like "Rehab Addict: Litchfield Edition." And with, like, real addicts.
Short, black, and bad at basketball. Subverting expectations since 1990.
Poussey [about herself]
Judy King: You know, my daddy used to call me "Red."
Red: Really? That's sweet. My papa called me "solnyshko." It means little sun. But I've grown bigger and hotter since then, and he's dead.
I think you are entirely too relaxed to be in this big, brown, sh*t-uation that we're in.
Lolly
Why does she get some special garden tour like some fancy Shiba Inu?
Lolly [about Judy King]
You don't have to be from Hollywood to want to put in a warm place. It's called having a dick.
Taystee
