Orange is the New Black

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I am a lone wolf Brook, and a vicious one. Don't make me rip your throat out with my teeth.

Piper

Pennsatucky: Really? Nothin'? Dang it! Well I got new teeth. Because she knocked mine out.
Caputo: Well I think we can all agree there were dental issues before the fight Ms. Doggett.

Suzanne. Listen to me, OK? In my day? The black women ran this place. And I say women because that's what we were. Not a bunch of little girls runnin' around here with bad attitudes. Now I see you. You understand? I see you. You're a smart, strong black woman. Everybody else around her underestimates you, but not me. You remember that the next time you run into dandelion or whatever the hell you want to call her. You hold your head up high, you hear me? Because at the end of the day, you are a garden rose and that bitch is a weed.

Vee

Everything ends, Brook, even prison. Try to focus on that.

Piper

Bitch. If grateful paid the bills, we'd all be f*ckin' Bill Gates!

Black Cindy

Piper: I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.
Nicky: In the macro sense, no. You're one Cheerio in the bulk box of life. But, you f*ckin' tickle me, so I think it would matter.

Nicky: She came running to me like an injured lamb. Yes a lamb with great, sexy glasses and giant pillowy tits inside of my mouth.
Piper: Alex Vause was never a lamb. She is the wolf that eats the lamb.
Nicky: You can't blame the wolf. Lamb's delicious. That's smart eating.
Piper: I can't believe she got out.
Nicky: The system's f*cked.

Yeah, well I'd give my left tit for a pina colada and a smoke, but you don't see that on the menu, right?

Gloria

I want to be better than my mom. I want this baby to have everything.

Daya

Sometimes people just don't want to play with you. And that's OK!

Suzanne

Leanne: I don't know. You're acting a little retarded.
Pennsatucky: I'm not retarded. I got new teeth!

Suzanne: I dressed myself mama. She's so pretty!
Mama: Isn't she?
Suzanne: She looks like you and daddy.
Mama: Mommy and daddy made her honey. She's our miracle.
Suzanne; Can I hold the miracle?

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Orange is the New Black Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Piper: I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.
Nicky: In the macro sense, no. You're one Cheerio in the bulk box of life. But, you f*ckin' tickle me, so I think it would matter.

Leanne: I don't know. You're acting a little retarded.
Pennsatucky: I'm not retarded. I got new teeth!

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