Lesbians can be very dangerous. It's the testosterone.

Healy

Piper: I'm not you wife.
Crazy Eyes: I threw my pie for you.

Why would anyone ever give up being a man? That's like winning the lottery and giving back the ticket.

Figueroa

There's no point in playin' shy baby. You're home.

Sophia

Sophia: I made my own. Commissary don't carry a size 13.
Piper: Is that duct tape?
Sophia: Metallics are very in this season.

Orange is the New Black Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Why would anyone ever give up being a man? That's like winning the lottery and giving back the ticket.

Figueroa

There's no point in playin' shy baby. You're home.

Sophia