Lesbians can be very dangerous. It's the testosterone.

Healy

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• Added: November 16, 2013

Piper: I'm not you wife.
Crazy Eyes: I threw my pie for you.

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Why would anyone ever give up being a man? That's like winning the lottery and giving back the ticket.

Figueroa

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There's no point in playin' shy baby. You're home.

Sophia

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Sophia: I made my own. Commissary don't carry a size 13.
Piper: Is that duct tape?
Sophia: Metallics are very in this season.

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• Added: November 16, 2013