This is not how we play this. You're pissed right now. You ain't thinking. That's how you make mistakes. What you gonna do, start some kinda brawl? Get your asses thrown into Seg? Then who wins?

Maria

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Yoga Jones: You're probably used to having your asshole polished by everyone you meet.
Judy: Oh, maybe 80%, 85%.

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Piper: Last few days, I'm a Gambino up in here.
Red: Yes, I have noticed that you talk with your hands more lately. What should I cook for your funeral? Pasta.

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Angie: There's so many Mexicans now. It's like a Home Depot parkin' lot in here.
Leanne: Dominicans. If you're gonna be racist, you gotta be accurate, or you just look dumb.

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Alison: First of all, your name ain't Tova.
Cindy: I'm sorry?
Alison: Black people been naming their kids some crazy shit, but Tova ain't on the list. Unless the "V" is like a five or somethin'.
Cindy: It's Hebrew.
Alison: Please, you ain't no Jew.
Cindy: You want to say that again, bitch? Like you was born in Karachi.

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