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Piper: I am so so so sorry. I had no idea he was going to say those things.
Miss Claudette: Is that what you think of me?

Piper: Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?
Alex: I heart you.

OK. Here's some advice. When a girl makes you come the way that I do, you pretend that you're excited to see her.


Black Cindy: Yo, what's your sign.
Poussey: Yo. My sign is get your ass up and help me with this shit.

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