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God. This is the loneliest place I've ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months.

Soso

Hey, you know who made up that never snitch bullshit? People who probably deserved to be snitched on.

Poussey

Here's the thing about mamas. They're only mamas as long as they got kids. Without them, what are they?

Taystee

Oh, good. You're packing up. I just got word that I'm taking over your job.

Caputo

[to Ingalls] You eat and I sing by the canary.

Red

I've masturbated. There was this statute of Jesus that was especially ripped. That was my guy.

Sister Ingalls

Piper: I care about Red, too.
Nicky: Yeah, but she's not your mom. It's different when you're family.

Figueroa: So we're good?
Caputo: I do like you down on your knees.

You're still hot. I mean you're a horrible person, but you're hot as hell.

Caputo
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