Cosima: You killed Aldous Leekie?
Donnie: Boy, did I ever... Yeah.

Hello, husband Donald.

Helena

Adele: Do you remember your mom?
Felix: It's more like I have a sense of her. Like, you know, I can feel her presence, or I got this sensation. Beam of sunlight comes through the window and falls a certain way.

Alison: What?
Donnie: I said, it smells like hot garbage juice!

Perhaps she's upset because her pituitary hormone therapy has given her facial hair.

Ira [about Rachel]

She is so bloody cool. You are going to think she's amazing. She's a lawyer. Or she was, but there's some kind of, like, disbarment situation or something...

Felix [about Adele]

Donnie: Alie, we are not going to exhume the dead guy in our garage. That is a haywire plan.
Alison: Donnie, my sister has a robot maggot in her face. You tell me what the solid plan is.

They never tell me when things are bad but I always know.

Kira

Welcome home, sestra.

Cosima

Cosima: I need you to tell me that Delphine is alive.
Mrs. S: I can't do that, love.
Cosima: The last time I saw her, it felt like she knew something bad was gonna happen.
Mrs. S: But that doesn't mean that it did. You must know that this is a war, right? That means anything can happen.
Cosima: I just miss her so much.

Alison: This is Helena we're talking about here. She eats frozen bread and she's murdered people.
Donnie: Well... so have we.
Alison: That's different. Helena's trained to kill people. We're manslaughterers.

Can you hand me the towel please, so this gets a little less "Flowers in the Attic"?

Felix

Orphan Black Quotes

Alison: Felix, are you high?
Felix: I didn't know there was going to be a huge emergency, did I?

C'mon. Get your shit together you silly tit!

Sarah