Orphan Black Quotes
Beth: Everything else OK?
Cosima: Not really. You ever heard the one about the lesbian and the U-Haul?
Beth: Uhhh...
Cosima: Never mind, forget it.
OK, well, that's cheeky. Cause of death? Have to go with... exploding cigar.
Janis Beckwith
Felix: Donnie, you're a civilian, would you please say something understandable?
Donnie: The frickin beef is the bomb.
Why do weird things keep happening to me?!
Crystal
You always think that I can't handle the tough stuff, but you know what? This time, Sarah, follow my lead.
Felix
Cosima: You know your clones, we call each other sister.
Kendall: Call yourselves what you want, you're just a bad copy of me.
Cosima: We're kind of over the whole bad copy thing. It's way more accurate for us to call you older sister.
You should not threaten babies.
Helena
Sarah: You don't have to come.
Felix: Yeah, I do because I need to know you're safe.
Mum, what do we do?
Sarah
Once, she asked about Sarah. Apparently I said her name in my sleep, but I don't sleep talk! Sleep talking is creepy as shit.
Cosima
Did you just girl slap me?
Jason
Bloody hell. Are we going home?
Felix
