Popular Parenthood Quotes
Zeek: Well, let me ask you something. What the hell are you doing?
Joel: What the hell am I doing? Well, I'm trying to figure things out, you know? Figuring things out.
Joel: You should have just seen him, Julia, he's melting down in front of me and I feel like all these abandonment issues are coming back and...
Julia: Because you moved out.
Alright, I'm sad. I'm sad about Amy and I want to smoke week and write bad songs.
Drew
Hank: I do. I do have the wrong idea.
Sarah: What do you mean?
Hank: There's a million Bravermans out there. Every corner there's a Braverman. They're like Starbucks. But you come here. You come to me. Every time. Why? I'm getting the wrong idea. I got the wrong idea.
Asperger's is supposed to make me smart, but if I'm smart then why don't I get why they're laughing at me?
Max
Really? You had a negative outlook about something? That's a shocker.
Sarah
To keep my kid at home. Not the kid who pissed in his canteen. You're gonna punish my kid? This is asinine.
Kristina
Max: I hate the other kids.
Amber: I understand. I had some pretty rough times in middle school myself.
Max: Not this rough.
Amber: What's the apartment like?
Drew: Sad. It's like a whole complex of Uncle Joels.
OK. Just for the record? These are not the world's best waffles.
Zeek
4D! Do you know how huge they are? 4D are you kidding me? And I'm movin' out of mom and dad's today. I gotta play the lottery!
Crosby
Hank: So you're saying it's Asperger's fault. Do I have every right to be mad at Asperger's?
Dr. Pelican: Yes, you do.
