Popular Parenthood Quotes
Also this is not art, this is slave labor. You could be arrested for this.
Max
Adam: What if you die, Dad. What am I going to do them?
Zeek: If I die, you take my ashes and you scatter them over center field at Marine park and then play a game of baseball over me, because I'm going out on my terms.
Sarah: I realized I forgot to tell you about all the good stuff.
Amber: I'm so scared.
Sarah: I know. Me too. We're gonna be OK. We're gonna be OK.
Zeek: Oh no, sweetheart. I'm gonna be there to see this child born, OK. I'm going to hold him or her in my arms. I promise. So you keep the picture.
Amber: OK.
Zeek: And you show it to Ryan.
Amber: And you, with what you're going through, I know it's scary, but you're going to get through it with such strength because of how strong you are and we all get our strength from you, so you're going to be totally fine. It's going to be OK.
Zeek: I wish you were my doctor. Oh Amber. You are an amazing girl, sweetheart.
This is my last night with my wife, so if you don't mind, I'm gonna keep my ring.
Zeek
Crosby: Hey dad. Ninety six percent. Those are good odds.
Zeek: He Croa, I'm gonna win this one so you're not gettin' the truck.
Julia: Joel, it's just too hard.
Joel: What?
Julia: You. Asking how I am and wanting to be there for me and it's confusing.
Joel: Well, I care about you and I care about the family and you know, I just want to make sure that...
Julia: Joel. I'm, I'm seeing someone.
Joel: Ahh. Ah. Yeah. I was just calling to see if Zeek was OK. So, we'll talk later. Bye.
Well if they were broken there would be like shards and stabbing my lungs!
Crosby
Zeek: Why the hell would I want to walk around the couch?
Camille: Well, because you gotta start movin'!
Zeek: If you want to run around here, you knock yourself out, you go right ahead, but just duck when you go by the TV.
Crosby: No no no. We discussed that the boy couldn't ride the motorcycle, but I, as a grown ass man, am gonna ride the motorcycle.
Jasmine: No, you're gonna drive the minivan.
Crosby: I am not driving the minivan.
Jasmine: Really?
Crosby: There's no world in which I am driving that minivan.
I think she is out of control, though, because we're out of control. I mean, what are we doing? I don't know, are we stalling? The uncertainty of us is too much for her.
Julia
