I'm going to go home so my husband can make fun of me.

Julia

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• Added: January 05, 2011

I keep walking into different rooms in my house and finding people drinking. Should I be taking it personally?

Zeek

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Julia: When did it become so hard to get pregnant?
Sarah: I really wasn't intending it either time, so...

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• Added: January 05, 2011

You're not his friend, you're his father.

Jasmine [to Crosby]

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• Added: January 05, 2011