Parenthood "Step Right Up" Quotes
Drew: I mean, her dog is probably dead. And it's my fault. So there's no way she's going to date me or go out with me.
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Crosby: You know, there's wheat in beer.
Jasmine: Yeah, so?
Crosby: So when he's at his first keg party he'll gonna be the weirdo in the sweater vest sippin' on chardonnay in the corner. That's on you.
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Zeek: Simon and Garfunkel are not dead. They'll live forever.
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Crosby: Not to sound skeptical, but a wheat allergy, it seems like it's the snuggie of diseases...everyone has one this year.
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Doctor: I gotta ask you a very serious medical problem, Jabar. Have you been farting a lot lately?
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