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I mean, her dog is probably dead. And it's my fault. So there's no way she's going to date me or go out with me.

Drew

Crosby: You know, there's wheat in beer.
Jasmine: Yeah, so?
Crosby: So when he's at his first keg party he'll gonna be the weirdo in the sweater vest sippin' on chardonnay in the corner. That's on you.

Simon and Garfunkel are not dead. They'll live forever.

Zeek

Not to sound skeptical, but a wheat allergy, it seems like it's the snuggie of diseases...everyone has one this year.

Crosby

I gotta ask you a very serious medical problem, Jabar. Have you been farting a lot lately?

Doctor
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Parenthood Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

Not to sound skeptical, but a wheat allergy, it seems like it's the snuggie of diseases...everyone has one this year.

Crosby

I gotta ask you a very serious medical problem, Jabar. Have you been farting a lot lately?

Doctor