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Parenthood

Sarah: Our father has gone completely insane.
Adam: No, he's always been this way.

Jasmine: They must have made this Skype thing for something other than just talking.
Crosby: Oh my God, are we about to have Skype sex?

Zeek: Got some anger in you?
Joel: Well...
Zeek: A little spirit. I like that. I don't think I've ever heard you say more than five words since I knew you.
Joel: Well...
Zeek: No really, I hear you and I see you.

Julia: I'm going back out there. I've read ten books on sex-ed I think I have a little bit of a better handle on how to explain a penis to a six year old girl.
Joel: Can we just give it five or six years to shake off the damage we've done and start fresh?

Haddie: I feel like you were being a little bit irrational.
Kristina: I was?
Haddie: A little bit out of the ordinary...

I think we're better on our own and so, we should move on. Make a mess someplace new.

Sarah

Sarah: Don't be a victim you know. Just do something; you don't need an invitation to your own life.
Camille: You are absolutely right, and I'm really glad I taught you that.

Zeek: I couldn't get Adam to drink one beer with me.
Crosby: No way, if he drinks too much the stick might fall out of his ass.

Sarah: You know, when I was your age I slept with my cousin's boyfriend.
Amber: Are you kidding?
Sarah: Yes, I didn't do that. I smoked and drank a lot, that is why you're so short

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