Amber: You do know what he's doing in there, don't you?
Sarah: Yes, he's getting clean.
Amber: Spanking clean.

Woody Allen said masturbation was having sex with someone you love.

Adam

Oh jeez I'm sorry, I forgot the cardinal rule, only a Braverman can criticize another Braverman.

Joel

Haddie: I have a right to my privacy.
Adam: Not in my house you don't.

If it's any consolation, you will always be the most important man in my life.

Kristina

How do you like your dogs, medium, well done or burnt to a crisp?

Crosby

Hey, do you think nailing Haddie's window shut is going too far?

Adam

Kristina: You know honey; I think he's more scared then anything.
Haddie: Of what?
Kristina: Of losing you.

When it comes to testosterone, the Braverman men are blessed with an abundance of riches.

Zeek

Do you want something to drink, whiskey or beer?

Crosby

You know what Crosby, however hard you think it's having a kid, just double it.

Adam

Crosby: What makes all of this worth it?
Adam: What makes it worth it is the connection, the bond you feel, their yours. You know, you're part of them.

Parenthood Quotes

Amber, you know, I was two years in Viet Nam. Do you know what I thought about, what I dreamt about? Coming home, having a family, having grandkids. I dreamt you, Amber. And Haddie, and Drew, and Sydney and Max. We almost lost ya Amber. You've had some bad breaks. You're not feeling good about yourself. You didn't get into Berkeley? Well boo friggin who. You got to suck it up girl, you're a Braverman. You got my blood in your veins. If you ever do something like this again, if you even think of doing something like this again, I will kick your little butt all the way from here to the Golden Gate Bridge. You do not have my permission to mess with my dreams. Are we clear?

Zeek

Amber, life will knock you down more times than you can possibly imagine. Don't knock yourself down.

Adam [to Amber]

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes