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Ron: I'll have number eight.
Waiter: That's a party platter.
Ron: I know what I am, son.

Thank you Mr. Swanson for your absurd opinion which you share with no one.

Leslie

You're a smart, successful young man with an adorable little belly.

Chris

Ann: Before I write that letter, you have to spend the week doing everything I say.
April: So what, I have to be your slave or something?
Ann: No, you have to be my friend.
April: Ugh, that's so much worse.

I think Mona Lisa's stealing from me!

Tom

I am 100 percent sure I am 0 percent sure of what to do.

Chris

We only have Japenese slime candy and Bulgerian wheat balls.

Denis

It's a heartwarming story, but it's just not believable! Which is why I give ET one and a half stars.

Perd

Oh yeah, she's my twin sister from the same mister.

Jean Ralphio
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