Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Bailout" Quotes

Ron: I'll have number eight.
Waiter: That's a party platter.
Ron: I know what I am, son.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Thank you Mr. Swanson for your absurd opinion which you share with no one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chris: You're a smart, successful young man with an adorable little belly.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ann: Before I write that letter, you have to spend the week doing everything I say.
April: So what, I have to be your slave or something?
Ann: No, you have to be my friend.
April: Ugh, that's so much worse.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tom: I think Mona Lisa's stealing from me!
 • Rating: Unrated

Chris: I am 100 percent sure I am 0 percent sure of what to do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Denis: We only have Japenese slime candy and Bulgerian wheat balls.
 • Rating: Unrated

Perd: It's a heartwarming story, but it's just not believable! Which is why I give ET one and a half stars.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jean Ralphio: Oh yeah, she's my twin sister from the same mister.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tom: These kids are renting old clothes like they're going out of style! Which they never will.
 • Rating: Unrated

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