He is attractive, and charming, and his family employs half the town. But, so what? I am a lifelong government bureaucrat who's well versed in the issues. And those are the kind of sexy qualifications that win elections.

Leslie

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Hey, Ann, are you still a nurse or did they fire you because you slept with all the doctors?

April

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I hit my head, or brain helmet.

Andy

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Oh my God, this magic marker smells like cherries.

Ann

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The important thing is the dam is never happening, and your dream has been crushed.

Ron

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