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He is attractive, and charming, and his family employs half the town. But, so what? I am a lifelong government bureaucrat who's well versed in the issues. And those are the kind of sexy qualifications that win elections.

Leslie

Hey, Ann, are you still a nurse or did they fire you because you slept with all the doctors?

April

I hit my head, or brain helmet.

Andy

Oh my God, this magic marker smells like cherries.

Ann

The important thing is the dam is never happening, and your dream has been crushed.

Ron
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Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 12 Quotes

Oh my God, this magic marker smells like cherries.

Ann

The important thing is the dam is never happening, and your dream has been crushed.

Ron
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