Parks and Recreation "Campaign Ad" Quotes
Leslie: He is attractive, and charming, and his family employs half the town. But, so what? I am a lifelong government bureaucrat who's well versed in the issues. And those are the kind of sexy qualifications that win elections.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
April: Hey, Ann, are you still a nurse or did they fire you because you slept with all the doctors?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Andy: I hit my head, or brain helmet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ann: Oh my God, this magic marker smells like cherries.
• Rating: Unrated
Ron: The important thing is the dam is never happening, and your dream has been crushed.
• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 5
