Parks and Recreation "Correspondents' Lunch" Quotes
Donna: Get to steppin'.
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Ann: What is your spirit animal?
Chris: Jaguar, why do you ask?
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Leslie: You're too beautiful to be funny. It's not your fault, but you've never had to compensate for anything.
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Leslie: Ah, what am I going to do? I just opened up a can of Whoop Ass on myself!
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Tom: I actually have my own charity to attend to: Tommy's Tummy Foundation.
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Leslie: My speech doesn't need your luck. It needs a surgeon general's warning because it is harmful to your health.
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Ron: I wish this office had only walls.
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Ben: Tom, we got you an autographed picture of your personal hero.
Tom: No way! Scott Caan from Hawaii 5-0!
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Total Quotes: 8

