Get to steppin'.

Donna

Ann: What is your spirit animal?
Chris: Jaguar, why do you ask?

You're too beautiful to be funny. It's not your fault, but you've never had to compensate for anything.

Leslie

Ah, what am I going to do? I just opened up a can of Whoop Ass on myself!

Leslie

Tom: I actually have my own charity to attend to: Tommy's Tummy Foundation.

My speech doesn't need your luck. It needs a surgeon general's warning because it is harmful to your health.

Leslie

I wish this office had only walls.

Ron

Ben: Tom, we got you an autographed picture of your personal hero.
Tom: No way! Scott Caan from Hawaii 5-0!

Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 15 Quotes

I wish this office had only walls.

Ron

Ben: Tom, we got you an autographed picture of your personal hero.
Tom: No way! Scott Caan from Hawaii 5-0!