Parks and Recreation

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All I want is the promise of democracy.

Leslie

Sir, I formally retract my hug.

Chris

Once she starts thinking about birthday cake, she becomes useless until she has birthday cake.

Ben

Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.

Andy

Hey, you’re a doctor. You know stiches get stiches!

Tom

Donna: Oh my God, you are such a sore loser.
Ron: I am not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win and when I don’t, I get furious.

The election is coming up. Jamm keeps trying to find new ways to screw me over. He tried to have me listed on the ballet as Leslie Buttface Hitler the IV.

Leslie

I’m going to murder you a thousand times!

April
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Parks and Recreation Season 6 Episode 6 Quotes

Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.

Andy

Donna: Oh my God, you are such a sore loser.
Ron: I am not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win and when I don’t, I get furious.