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I’m just an impartial bunny, but I think Ann sucks! And also, I’m the Zodiac Killer!April
Okay, but we should talk soon because I almost bought a toe ring the other day.Ann
Andy: You know when you go to the ATM and get money—is there an actual guy that stands there and gives you money?
Andy: Yeah, those are robots.
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A straightforward deal! Why didn’t you tell me? I don’t have my straightforward deal fedora on me! We gotta stop at my storage unit!Tom
Ron: Spending the day outside alone sounds like a dream. I love being a father, but there are a few things I miss: silence, the absence of noise, one single moment undisturbed by a children’s tv program called Doc McStuffins.
Leslie: What’s your favorite TV show?
Donna: For live tweeting it’s Scandal, for binge watching, it’s Scandal. And for fashion? Scandal. My favorite TV show is Scandal.
Leslie: Now is lady time.
April: You sound like a tampon commercial.
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Leslie: What’s the 411? Who you crushin’ on these days?
April: Ew, my husband, weirdo.
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The only thing I’m crazy about is a magnificent pregnant manta ray named Ann Perkins.Leslie