Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Media Blitz" Quotes

Leslie: Well, the douche, it's a Pawnee tradition and it's where fun meets awesome.. meets agriculture.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: Tell me your least favorite things you have to do everyday and I'll do them for a month.
April: Fine. If you do everything I hate for a month, then I might begin to think about the possiblity of thinking about maybe staying.
Andy: That's all I have to hear. You won't live to regret this.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ann: Is this right?
Chris: This feels almost perfect, but I don't think your core has maximized elasticity.
April: Okay, umm, I'll come back if you guys are.. being weird.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tom: Joan, let's make a pact, OK? If we're both still single in an hour, let's get married.
Joan: Tom, I'm already married.
Tom: Oh, that's right. To Seal. Oh, I confused you with Heidi Klum again.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ann: Wow, that's disgusting.
Chris: Yeah, it's very hard to drink.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ben: Look, who hasn't had gay thoughts? Who?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Tom: Joan? I thought you were Jennifer Aniston filming a movie here.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ron: Encapsulate the spirit of melancholy. Easy. Boom, a sad desk. Boom, sad wall. It's art. Anything is anything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

April: Dear April's grandmother. I said grandfather.
Andy: Oh. Oops. OK.
April: You are a beautiful and amazing woman. Man. I hope some day I can become half the woman you are. He's a man. Thank you for the $500. It was $5. Enjoy the Mouse Rat CD. He is deaf.
Andy: OK, do you want me to make those changes or is it good?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: We are colleagues with benefits. We're colleagues who benefit from the fact that we're also friends.
 • Rating: Unrated

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