Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Smallest Park" Quotes

Chris: Rethink our visual brand, take these words, and make something amazing!
Tom: So you're saying you want me to choose a new font?
Chris: Yes, essentially I'd like you to choose a new font.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Chris: Now how big is the park, exactly?
Leslie: It is .000003 square miles.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

April: Horizons are dumb, never broaden your horizons.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Ron: Of all my coworkers he is one of a small number of whom I do not actively root against...uh, there I go again gettin' all sappy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jerry: I think that comic sans always screams fun, right?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Leslie: As a mature, reasonable adult I understand that this will be the last project Ben and I will be working on together. So, please join us the grand opening of Pawnee's smallest park on November 12th, 2070.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Andy: One of the most significant bummers of my lifetime.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Leslie: I once hosted a forum about a new bike rack that lasted seven hours. Now, when I need these people to complain they're done in 45 minutes?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Ron: My first day of college my father dropped me off at the steel mill. He didn't think I should go to college, but I hitched a ride, enrolled, and learned a lot.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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