Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 22: "The Master Plan" Quotes
Ron: Leslie, what do we do when we get this angry?
Leslie: We count backwards from 1,000 by sevens and we think of warm brownies.
Yeah, you're right. I'm not going to fight them-except that I am!Leslie
Paul: We are postponing all planning and spending decisions indefinitely.
Leslie: Um, until when?
Leslie: And when will that end?
Paul: Later than now.
Leslie: So this week, probably?
The yearly budget and planning proposal for our city is called The Master Plan. Isn't that just so awesome you can't stand it? I shall now reveal to you my master plan! Muahahahah ee ahahahah. Ugh, kind of sounded like a chimp there in the end.Leslie
Yes, I am 21 years old today, which is the age that pretty much everyone agrees makes you an adult.April
Call me a romantic, but I believe by the end of the night I will have between one and four new girlfriends.Tom
Tom: Do not miss tonight's April Ludgate birthday bash. 9 o'clock p.m. At the world famous Snakehole Lounge. The place the Pawnee Journal has called, "The sexiest, most dangerous club in town."
Leslie: That's not what they wrote.
Tom: Fine. I added the word sexiest. But, we've hired better security.