Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan" Quotes (Page 3)

Leslie: Chris is the most positive state budget auditing consultant I've ever met. I mean, I made eye contact with him and it was like staring into the sun.
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Leslie: Jerry, we don't know that. Maybe these people are very helpful and pleasant and-aah! Death!
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Mark: Man, I should have yelled at you way more.
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Andy: Tom says it's OK. That probably means it isn't OK.
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Ron: Leslie, what do we do when we get this angry?
Leslie: We count backwards from 1,000 by sevens and we think of warm brownies.
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Leslie: Yeah, you're right. I'm not going to fight them-except that I am!
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Paul: We are postponing all planning and spending decisions indefinitely.
Leslie: Um, until when?
Paul: Indefinitely.
Leslie: And when will that end?
Paul: Later than now.
Leslie: So this week, probably?
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Leslie: The yearly budget and planning proposal for our city is called The Master Plan. Isn't that just so awesome you can't stand it? I shall now reveal to you my master plan! Muahahahah ee ahahahah. Ugh, kind of sounded like a chimp there in the end.
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April: Yes, I am 21 years old today, which is the age that pretty much everyone agrees makes you an adult.
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Tom: Call me a romantic, but I believe by the end of the night I will have between one and four new girlfriends.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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